This month Notts has been gassing about Medieval Tories, the devil's music and fit people who could kill a pig...
“Dad… if you have pineapple on a pizza in Italy, you go to jail and I’m not lying”
"I thought Jay was being a bit handsy, and I'm not okay with it."
“Are you from Lancashire?”
“No, I'm white side not Red.”
“I once thrashed a bloke from the red side, he were a cocky bastard.”
“You look really fit but also like you would kill a pig.”
“Medieval knights sound interesting, but they’re just old Tories on horseback.”
"That nurse! She looked mental!"
"Nah, Playstations got a bit boring in comparison since I started shagging me bird."
“Meal prep? Isn’t that just another way of saying leftovers all week?”
“He was a flavour of idiot that I'd never met before.”
“I never knew my belly button smelt so horrible.”
Woman looking through charity shop CDs with her kid: "This is Kerrang. It's the devil's music."
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